Lupon draws a comic

By: Cole Emoff

Lupon is reading a newspaper.

"Hey Trumpernaught, pass me the fuckin' newspaper!" 

"But Lupon, you already have it."

"I know that you fuckin' dickweed."

"Lupon, check out the comic on the bottom of the page."

Lupon's weird bird type animal face glances down to the bottom of the newspaper.  He sees a comic strip and reads it aloud.

" 'I failed the fucking test.'  'Well I passed it Lupon.'  (next frame) 'But I fucking copied off you!'  (next frame)  'Yo Teach, you failed me on the test!  Me and Trumpernaught had the same answers.  What gives?'  (next frame)  'Well let me take a look at the test...  Well for instance on number 23 Trumpernaught put I don't know and you put Me niether!' "

"What the fuck?  These prickle dicks used us for their fucking comic!  I'm gonna go teach 'em  who's boss."

"I don't think that's such a good idea, Lupon."

"Get the fuck outta my way."  Lupon says as he throws a glass vase that shatters over Trumpernaughts head.

Lupon is somehow inside of the President's office who runs the newspaper.

"Hey buttcandy, you made a comic strip out of me and my friend without asking us!"

Moving his head in awkward motions, tilting it from side to side, the man says, "Umm, I'm not the one who draws the comics here, I'm just the guy in charge."

"Well, you're gonna learn a lesson when you learn how to put your butt up your asshole and blow horse radish out of your nose, you fucking asshole!"  

Lupon picks up the half man, half chicken and throws him out of the ten story window.  The chicken/man falls to his death.

"Now I just gotta find the fucker who drew the comic strip."

"Uh oh Lupon." Trumpernaught says "Look who drew the comic strip."

Lupon takes a closer look at the comic strip and sees that it says "Author: Lupon"

"What the fuck!?"  Lupon says as he closes his eyes and sees himself at a table in an office wearing a button up shirt and glasses while painting a comic strip.

Lupon picks up the dead chicken/man/newspaper company president and starts pouring out tears.

"What have I done, Trumpernaught?!  What... have... I... Done..."

Lupon falls to his knees ever so slowly and looks up to the sky as he continues to cry.